“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his father. I grew up fast. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?”