“The only thing that stays the same is change.”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are the things that I wish stayed the same, and the things that stay the same are the things I wish changed.”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—and the government, which of course is the same thing.”

“If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.”

“I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.”

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.”