“The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt losing my hand as well.”

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to fill it with an assortment of gloves—everything from boxing gloves to the oven mitts I used when I burned my last bridge.”

“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE.”

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s five, if you’re counting.”

“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”

“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.”