“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”

“I am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the future.”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to looking down on all the people looking up to me for answers from below.”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a business partner, a female who’ll contribute the other 50% to the design and make it not only complete, but humane and personable.”

“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.”

“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”