“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful thought to me.”

“A peaceful wave came over me, and I thought, Thank God I’m holding my breath.”

“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace leads to prosperity, prosperity leads to decadence, and decadence leads to diabetes.”

“If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peaceful guy.”

“The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachable and unchangeable parts of the imagination.”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about war, but the people want to talk about peace.”