“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and opening is not a blink—it’s a wink.”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can be deadly. Sometimes I flirt at 100 miles per hour.”

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blinking without blinking.”

“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a kiss combined. It’s like lust overload.”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Closing your eyes in that situation could be dangerous.”