“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”

“Things can go three ways—left, right, or straight. If you stand on one side, either the left or the right, you will have the quickest reaction 1/3rd of the time, the second quickest reaction 1/3rd of the time, and the slowest reaction 1/3rd of the time. But if you stand in the middle, you’ll have the quickest reaction 1/3rd of the time, and you’ll have the second quickest reaction time 2/3rds of the time. I guess things can also go backwards, but the middle is still the best place to stand.”

“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't.”

“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message.
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“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the quickest solution of your life.”

“I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.”