“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”

“I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.”

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.”

“Before job interviews, I think: What color tie best represents me as a person this company would be interested in?”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surprising since Robert isn’t a person. While Robert was always clean and presentable, brushed nickel just doesn’t have the same warmth as a flush of skin from a person genuinely showing interest. And no matter what Robot’s manufacturer says, blinking red lights on the cheeks are not a suitable substitute for a coy blush.”