“The reason we talk with the same part of the body we eat with is because if we tried to eat with our ears, and I have tried, then we would naturally have to have tongues in our ears. And most people, myself excluded, hate having tongues in their ears.”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to the radio. Too much nudity soaking in through our ears.”

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”

“Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?”

“We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.”

“Having two ears and one tongue, we should listen twice as we speak.”