“The two spoons were stuck together. Not because they were sticky, but because they were stubborn and clingy and “in love.”

“I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, perhaps because they were whispering.”

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, and I didn’t have my clerical costume on.”

“There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. But they weren’t. They were father/son/possible lovers.”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple and brown, because you are a royal pain in the ass.”

“Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.”