“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?”

“The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!”

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”

“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes you a quack.”

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only want a little.”