“The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!”

“I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?”

“I run this town. Mostly I run errands.”

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all my relatives, I’m the only cannibal.”

“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”

“I bought an oxygen tank, because with the global population at over seven billion people and rising, what if the world were to suddenly run out of air? And while the people will be suffocating, I’ll be the only guy prepared to pillage and loot.
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“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”