“There are at least two sides to every issue, and I like my issues sunny side up. I also like bacon and toast on the side. Are you eating what I’m saying?”
“There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. ”
“When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.”
“I maintain that (as usual) many sides exist to this issue rather than only two. Two-sided issues (creationism vs darwinism, "choice" vs "pro-life," etc.) are all without exception delusions, spectacular lies.”
“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them because they are so bright. They’re almost as blinding as my love for you, only not as runny.”
“I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns.”