“There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.”
“One of the few things my father says when he's had a few that I agree with is that kids don't have much balls in this generation. Some of them are trying to start the revolution by bombing U.S. government washrooms, but none of them are throwing Molotov cocktails at the Pentagon.”
“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”
“Lucifier's bloody ball sack, I don't believe it." ~ Bones”
“Very few things in the world are certain, but morning is one of them.”
“Disobedience is one of the few tricks you have left to hang on to the idea that you continue to exist distinctively and are still reliably connected to the person who bore your name on the outside.”