“There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep.”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.”

“I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies.”

“I like watching other people watching other people.”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch.”

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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