“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.”
“From fifty shades "This will be guick and for me Not you Don`t come or I will Spank you”
“After the third call from my mother, he comes in in a Hawaiian shirt. He is, frankly, bright orange. A shade of personal orange that startles even my mother. A shade that doesn't say health, it says Dulux.”
“There is a shade of red for every woman.”
“Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favorite color, punk?”
“Traditional homes of our old world have been abandoned, windows shattered, roofs collapsing, red and green and blue paint scrubbed into muted shades to better match our bright future.”