“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”
“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”
“My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my life.”
“Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is.”
“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”
“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”
“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.”