“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.”

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!”

“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already in my pocket. Then it took me another 30 minutes to figure out they weren’t breath mints at all—they were aspirins.”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.”

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of the torture process.”