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Jarod Kintz - “There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s...”

“There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.”

Jarod Kintz Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

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“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

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“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis. ”

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“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

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“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

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“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

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“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”

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