“There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.”
“I think my strength comes from being an insane drunk. Near death. Wanting death like a lover every day for years. My talent comes from madness - having survived madness.”
“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”
“I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.”
“When I write, I bring joy in my readers faceIn my face, peace and complete happinessBut hardly I give any such reflectionDuring those times, I am in painA Sick person who is insane, mad and dead”
“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way it’ll stay fresher for longer. ”