“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”
“If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.”
“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”
“People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“We walked on the moon. We made footprints somewhere no one else had ever made footprints, and unless someone comes and rubs them out, those footprints will be there forever because there’s no wind.”