“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at least half the time.
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“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.”

“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.”

“I’m a typical atypical kind of guy.”

“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).”