“There’s too much nudity on TV, and not enough on the radio.”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to the radio. Too much nudity soaking in through our ears.”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.”

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“For most Americans, money and calories are always on their minds, although they burn too much of one, and not enough of the other.”

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t wear. Yes, nudity is an admirable thing indeed.”