“This financial crisis in Europe would have left Greece in Ruins, but it’s been that way for 2,000 years.”

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.”

“If financial genius were legs, my girlfriend would own fourteen pairs of Jimmy Choos, and not have a single foot to put one on.”

“I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years from now.”

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.”

“I’m 6’3”, but you would think I was Napoleon’s height because I’m slouched over with poor posture, and I have a lust for conquering Europe.”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”