“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.”

“America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.”

“THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!”

“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it counts, and it will count even when it won’t count.”

“But did you know that during the past quarter century, no presidential election has been won by more than ten million ballots cast? Yet every federal election during the same time period had at least one hundred million people of voting age who did not bother to vote!”