“This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast as a cheetah? That would be one piece of leopard print furniture I’d love to sit on.”

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either way let me know how I can make you feel comfortable.”

“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.”