“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.”

“If science took my IQ and spread it evenly among the world's population, like mental mayonnaise, we'd have more art, less war, and higher cholesterol.”

“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”

“He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.”

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

“The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.”

“I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam
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