“Those responsible for our economic depression have been found irresponsible. The irresponsible are responsible!”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”

“I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility and blame.”

“I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politicians.”

“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.”

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”