“Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.”

“I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eaten his brain and his skull was empty.”

“I am a single drop of blood trying to mix in with billions of red paint splatters in this Pollack painting called life. I think the cops are trying to frame me.”

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t feel. It amazes me how often I think about not thinking about it.”

“I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.”