“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful.”

“Nobody is mysteriously mysterious. To be mysterious all it takes is hard work, misdirection, and a fog machine.”

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody can rush out and buy it. Hurry and purchase! You don’t want to be the first one to not be the first one.”

“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice.”

“I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks like a tablecloth. Especially when I have food all over it.”

“To live a sinless life is good, but if you live in a cave and positively influence nobody, you may not have harmed anyone, but since you added no value to life, are you really worthy?”