“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird. ”
“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life. ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”
“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message. ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”
“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society. ”