“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“My clones will look like me, and therefore I’ll treat them like myself—starting with spending all their hard-earned money. You can’t love someone else if you can’t first love yourself.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead.
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“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.
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“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”