“To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.”

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.”

“I like to use my influence for good, rather than evil. And in this case, the good is a free meal at a swanky restaurant. But I don’t have much influence, as you could tell if you saw the meal I was just given: two packets of saltine crackers and a glass of water (ice not included).”

“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient.”

“This is my logo for Mike”

“This is my logo for Ora”

“This is my logo for Amy”