“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure the love my ex wife had for me.”
“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.”
“Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”
“You’re my best friend,You’re my love,You’re my life.I can’t wait tomake youmy wife!Love, Ryan”
“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”
“Love me, Love me, I cried to the rocks and the trees, And Love me, they cried again, but it was only to tease. Once I cried Love me to the people, but they fled like a dream, And when I cried Love to my friend, she began to scream. Oh why do they leave me, the beautiful people, and only the rocks remain, To cry Love me, as I cry Love me, and Love me again.”