“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take my word for it, because I’m not a dentist.”

“Because, I don’t trust a word out of your mouth. You screw with my head and my heart. I’m done. I’m done letting you into my life to trample on my emotions.”

“My name," said Mr. Fresh."Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up."I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's Minty."Charlie completely forgot what he was worried about. "Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh?"Charlie appeared to be trying to stifle a sneeze, but then snorted an explosive laugh. Then ducked.”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

“So this is it, huh? Not how I thought I’d go out. (He glanced around at the extremely green cavern walls.) Well, at least we’ll all be minty fresh when we go.” – Sasha”