“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You’d better build an ark.”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”

“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.”