“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me, Tuesday! Please don’t Wednesday with my emotions.”

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
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“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke their hair, pet it really, because you know who also doesn’t read? My cat. In essence, these people are pitiful, and no better than pets.”