“We had a good time together. 3:33, to be exact.”

“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”

“Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.”

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”

“I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with me at 3:00 in room 315. The number 315 confuses you, so you wonder, “Did the room get moved, or the time?” Both did. You’re to meet me at 3:33 in room 333.”

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?”