“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pure talent.”

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the yellow sweat stains mixing in.”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.”

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don’t need a spoon or straw to enjoy it—you need a pipe to inhale it.”

“I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs.”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.”