“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.”

“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.”

“At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came out of the same factory. I think we were made in the USA, because things quickly began falling apart.”

“She had lips like two wavy slices of crisp bacon, and her kisses felt like gravy on my scrambled eggs tongue. We made love like we made breakfast—and then we made brunch like rabbits.”

“I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never made love again, and I don’t regret it for a second.”

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s too cold to go swimming in October.”

“We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.”