“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.”
“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled across the ingredients for grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s when I realized she was the melted cheese to my toast. And the guy she’s currently seeing, the guy she left me for, well, I guess he is the tomato soup.”
“I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.”
“I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls.”
“You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.”
“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”