“Weeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying sweet tree.”

“Weeping willows remind me of summer. And sadness. I wonder if tissues are made out of their trunks.”

“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that remind me of other things. Say, that reminds me...”

“If you supplied me a tissue, I wouldn’t need it because I wouldn’t feel like crying. But if you withhold it, you’ll make me sad and you’ll make me cry, thus causing me to need the very thing you won’t give me. So if you give it to me, I won’t need it, and if you don’t give it to me, your actions end up causing me to need it.”

“While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.”

“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of being in love. That must mean I’m lost.”