“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, because I plan to live forever through the miracle of cloning.”

“My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.
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“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the Everyman a sheep, but he’s also a clone. They all think alike and act alike.”

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.”

“When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my clones for all the work they do for me. Then I think, nah, they’re only slaves. Through my clones, I am a slave to myself.”

“I’d say my writing voice is original, and I don’t think you’ll find another quite like it. This makes me sad, because when all my clones arrive sometime in the future, their only hope is to try to copy me.
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“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true to who I am as a person, not a genetically modified being.”