“What do I do for fun? Well, I’d love to get into the bank robbing business, but government work is not for me.”
“I hate competition. It’s one of the seven warning signs of work. I’ve spent most of my life trying to figure out ways to make money without working. I don’t know what I could do to get money besides driving a cab, except robbing banks. Both occupations have their pros and cons. For instance, bank robbery isn’t quite as dangerous as cab driving, but it pays better.”
“Loving what you do makes going to work less like work and more like fun.”
“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?”
“(Why do you rob banks, Willie?) Because that's where the money is.”
“It's all very well to put the government in the hands of the perfect man, but what do you do when the perfect man gets a bellyache?”