“What does it matter if you can speak two or more languages if you have nothing original to say in any language?”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“To most people, if you’re muttering, you might as well be speaking a foreign language. I should know, because in college I took two years of muttering.”

“99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99% of them have nothing original and interesting to say.”

“I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.”

“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with body language.”

“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up shooting out an I love you. Affection covers more area than a tissue.”