“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.”

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chameleon when I edit the photo. And chameleon is better than commando.”

“I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme coward.”

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.”

“What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that stops. I make it a point to break for love. My horn is broke—and so am I, but I get paid Friday.”

“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes with my wallet, which is always empty.”