“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”
“If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.”
“Look, I’ve got her, I’m carrying her, and I’m taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me do what I’m going to do, or you can get your ass kicked and I’m still going to do what I’m going to do. Your choice.”
“The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now”
“I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?”
“I’m going to do what you did,” it ran, “only I’m going to do it quicker, better and for more money. Because I’m me.”