“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”

“When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I do, I stare off into space, let my eyes glaze over, and wistfully say, “I often wonder what I’m doing.”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.”

“I’m asking you not to do it. Can you do that for me? Can you do not doing it?
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“I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy.
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“People can only grow, stagnate, or regress. Which one are you doing? I’m both growing and stagnating, because I’m learning every day, so I’m growing, but since learning has become a habit and I do it all the time, I’m technically stagnating. I’m stagnating upwards.”