“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d call it an opportunity, and my privilege.”
Jarod Kintz
This Book is Not for Sale
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.”
Simone Elkeles
Rules of Attraction
“If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.”
Jarod Kintz
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Bedient. Of course, just because you call me, doesn’t mean I’ll come.”
Jarod Kintz
$3.33
“She doesn’t return my phone calls. I’d like them back, unopened.”
Jarod Kintz
99 Cents For Some Nonsense
“I’ve only imagined seeing you again. That you’d come to my home. That I’d run into you on the street. That I’d look up, and you’d be there, and you’d be well . . . and I’d tell you that I love you.”
Meljean Brook
The Iron Duke