“What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how loneliness looks and where it lurks?”

“How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?
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“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To know how I truly feel about you, look no further than the balloon giraffe.”

“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.”

“We have no secrets from each other, though sometimes I wish some things were more hidden. What’s more transparent than invisible?”

“Love is like a summer rainstorm in winter. Where I’m from that’s called romance. Where you’re from that may be called snow.”