“When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they’re out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back.”
“I'd like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.”
“If we wait until life is in order before making our decision, we'll never make any”
“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”
“Finally I knelt on the bed and placed my hand on his back. I patted awkwardly, hoping that was protocol for when someone was sobbing their eyes out. "hey." pat, pat. "It's okay. We'll bust out of here before they tag us." pat, pat, pat. I felt lame”
“Sometimes things don’t work out as they’re planned, and there have to be sacrifices in order to make things better again.”